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  • Run, run, RUN from this dump hole. The office is old, dirty, and more of a hospital feel and so was the massage room. The actual room had 1 chair, a running heater system that never turned off, loud people outside in the hallways and was cold and dingy. I was actually hesitant to get undressed because of how dirty and old everything was. When I checked in the receptionist confirmed my name and appt. time and that was all. My "massage therapist" didn't even look over my paperwork and asked a few questions and told me to get undressed. The massage itself was TERRIBLE!!!! By far the worst I have ever had in my life, even worse than the dingy, dirty, disgusting office. The "therapist" must have been a recent graduate, if she graduated at all. She had terrible bedside manner, was rough and pulling my hair to get it out of the way, rough with the massage, and pulling my arms and legs with a jerk like fashion....and the massage??? How about more like a greasy rubdown. There was no pressure at all (probably because she had NAILS) so I could feel her fingers and nails sliding along in the excessive amounts of lotion she kept using over and over. At one point I was praying for it to end because I wasn't sure how to just tell her to stop so I could leave. Once the hell and pure torture was over I couldn't get dressed fast enough to get out of there. But wait, I had to actually get my paperwork that was just laying on a cabinet with all of my confidential personal and health information because the therapist laid it down and never even looked at it, so of course she didn't remember to take it out with her. I took my own paperwork back to the front desk where she said "oh" and asked the receptionist to setup a file for me. Do yourself a favor and DESTROY my paperwork because I will never be back again. Trust me, any groupon/living social deal is not worth this place and you get what you pay for. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!!! Dirty Dingy Disgusting Terrible bedside manner Rough, jerky moves NAILS on the therapist GOBS AND GOBS of lotion and no pressure due to nails Room was cold, dirty, old, loud, table was uncomfortable, cheap, flimsy, and squeaky
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