UPDATE: 5/8 this Taco Bell continues to be comically bad. Here's a brief dialogue between me and the befuddled cashier this morning.
Me: I'd like a bacon crunch wrap please
Cashier: ok so uhhhhhhh... sausage crunch wrap?
Me: No, bacon please.
Cashier: ok....bacon...
Me: *goes over to wait at food pickup counter*
Cashier: Wait, you said sausage right?
Me: No, bacon.
Cashier: ok yeah bacon.
Can you guess what I unwrapped when I finally got my food and brought it to work? Ding ding ding! One poorly wrapped sausage crunch wrap. These guys have reached a new level of incompetence, it almost scares me. I miss Wendy's.