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dateCreated	2011-07-25 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Fuzion
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rev:text	Honestly, I wasn't impressed. The place itself is nice: the patio is gay boi heaven with lots of seating in the summer for people watchin'. There was a sufficient smattering of hunks in tanks and their older followers. I think that is the main draw here: the patio. It seems like the inside is very 'meh,' your typical converted Victorian home with the standard modern decor. My boyfriend and I went for Summerlicious and truthfully the food was good. I started with the caprese stack, had the streak frites for my main, and finished with the brownie. The price for the fixed menu itself seemed reasonable: $35. But seriously those portions were TINY. I mean the 'stack' literally had maybe 6 leaves. I mean, really!? Do I look like a bird? I need to EAT mofos. So while what was on the plate was tasty, there really wasn't much of it. The steak was FATTY like, that's not ok. And the piece of meat was small. I understand that us Canadians may be used to big pieces of red meat, some the size of your arm, but this was just SMALL. The host was a nice enough guy but our Australian waiter was so abrupt. I mean like he was a bitchy queen. I saw him ordering around the bus boys, and demeaning the other staff. I mean, lighten up ol' boy. And while this is a relatively minor point I noticed that almost EVERY table they brought the wrong food to the wrong person. We were approached twice with someone else's food. None of the waiters deliver the food to their tables: they have the kitchen staff do this. And it seems they don't even tell them which table its supposed to go to because they just wander around aimlessly asking 'steak frites, anyone steak frites.' Like that is sosososo 'Applebee's' of them. The bill was $140. I KNOW. FOR TWO PEOPLE. I really find that over-priced, especially considering it was during SUMMERLICIOUS! Like, it's supposed to be cheap. Only cheap bitches go out during summerlicious. The pitcher of sangria was $39!!! Honestly the one thing that is really really overpriced here is the liquor. You could've made that shit for $10 yourself. Not impressed. Won't be back. We'll try some over spots in the Village before coming back here.
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rev:reviewer	John Paul

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