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  • The two stars are for the Lavazza Coffee and the cronuts....The three blank stars are for the blank stare off into space I received from the dude behind the counter when I smiled and said good morning. You like have the best job in the world....You deliver a hot black refreshing legal drug to addicts who desperately need it every morning...And you sell cronuts...Which makes the whole experience like a coffee version of something that probably killed a few rock stars.... I'll go to my grave kicking myself for tipping you 20%....But I was just trying to fit in and be a good tourist. Had you been rad to me I would have given you like ten bucks or some shit.....I tipped the girl who served us the night before like 40 bucks on a $200 check.... Because she was nice to me and said that only having one eyebrow is sexy, and that chugging beer from the gravy ladel is considered a compliment in her country... What sucks is the next day I found an illy coffee? shop downstairs. Shoulda gone there instead. The coffee is better, the food is better, and the person who served me didn't suck ass like you.... The only tip you'll get from me next visit is the tip of my middle finger waving at you from outside the shit hole shop you work in, whilst I drink my illy coffee from downstairs.
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