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| - I am making a request, that may help all of us out during the Fall 2016 Semester. To the UNLV Police Department.
As you know, with the oncoming 2016 election season coming up, we are going to be having those annoying Clipboard Douches blocking our pathways to our classes.
Due to the... tense situation and background of our ONLY presidential candidates, composed of two morons that peddle on our worst fears, pestering young students while they are on their way to a class will only provoke arguments, civil disturbances, and violent incidents throughout the semester until November.
For the safety and preservation of civil behavior on campus, I ask of the UNLV Police to restrict the movement of these clipboard voter registration people, to specific areas so that students can choose to move UNIMPEDED AROUND THEM if needed. Somewhat like, how they had these little lines that kept solicitors (like those Scientologist Cult Kidnappers) restrained. Crossing the line marked by red tape meant that they violated some sort of trespassing statute (wasn't around in 2012, must have been passed recently).
Further request. Maybe give them like, bright clothing or something, with a target printed on their shirts, so we can hurl rubbish at them. Or if the situation gets particularly heated, you can just form a barrier with a barricade (separating them from us), so we can just crowd around and boo at them (I saw something like that for New Years 2013, where we were booing these annoying Jesus Freaks claiming we are all going to hell or something).
If you are wondering about my 1-star rating. I wrote, several reviews throughout the last four years about UNLV. I'm only one semester away from graduating from this hellhole, YAY!
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