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| - "I'm so bad, punish me, make me feel you from the inside out", my internal monologue as I stare down the 8" cylinder.
Yes fellow yelper foodies, don't lie to me. Be it McD, Jack, the King, you've all eaten it and you all secretly crave it. You know, "food" manufactured from 20 different chemicals, called natural because human hands made them in a lab. Genetically modified animal and plant life perfectly altered to meet formulation requirements. Some, "deep fried" in a chemically modified oil, others subjected to radiation. YUM!
"It's a difference you can taste" (their slogan, not mine). So true!
Crisp MEAT Burrito - I promise that's what it's called. One bite of the crispy, preservative laden flour-ish tortilla sends molten cheeze and taste bud altering, texturally appealing protein amalgam oozing into your mouth! Be sure to add the "fresh" original salsa to every bite. Straight from the little packet. Heaven!
Don't forget the side of Mexi-Fries [tm], AKA tater tots. Crispy on the outside, oily on the inside, outstanding lubrication for later.
Want a good laugh, check out their website while consuming. You thought BK was bad.
So remember, "any time is Taco Time"!
Note: This location is at a truck stop with other similar alternatives for your serious foodie friends.
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