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This may get long, but was definitely a new experience.
I took LYFT last night for the first time, it was about midnight. I was just going 5 miles to pick up my truck at the shop.
The guy had a newer F-150, great. I get in the front seat and we were on our way. There was an odd smell though.
He then tells me, "Hey, just so you know, I picked up a stray kitten and I think it's under the dash by your feet. Is that ok?"
WHAT!!?? I guess it has to be OK at that point. All I could think of was this feral cat ripping up my legs and how much I'd make off LYFT.
He proceeded to tell me he stopped at a gas station for cat food and fed it. Then he tried to take it home but it wouldn't come out when he got there. So he decided to go driving again. WITH A STRAY CAT IN THE TRUCK!!!
Who would ever think that's right? But that's not the end.....
Suddenly, I hear a noise I'm familiar with, having a 2 year old.
"Um...I think your new cat is peeing."
Driver turns on the light, the smell is instantaneously hitting us.
IT. ISN'T. PEE!
Obviously cat food isn't agreeing with the cat.
An inch from my $150 ON Cloud running shoes. Lucky for the driver, because that would've set me OFF! It's 45ยบ out at this time and he opens ALL the windows. Finally, my destination.
I got charged.
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