O Rips O Rips O Rips. You had me! You had me when I tried to walk in through the exit and you said, c'mon in. You had me as I ordered my lunch day shot of Rumpys and you explained to a regular that Rumpys is what Schnapps aspires to be. You had me at your outdoor patio, your stage for live music, you regulars at the bar and smoking out back. You had me as my new lunch hour sneak away. And then... You Poured. You poured the most pathetic shot possible and left me wanting. I like my Rumpys shot at lunch with time to consider my life while drinking that sweet nectar down my throat.
O Rips, You had me, and then you "Poured."