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  • Ok..So when I saw the photos of this place, I couldn't wait to go here Finally, I did..... and I was disappointed.. while I was eating the stuff i was like ... ewgh--- errr.. WTF... yaghk I've been a vegetarian for 8 years, I've eaten meat before.. (when I had to) *when I was kid-aged* (However I barely ate meat then because the look and texture genuinely grossed me out, *most* particularly the -fat- in meat) ... I can only imagine if I brought a carnivore-diet friend here, I bet they'd make fun of me like.. ''yeea this is exactly why I can't be vegetarian... WTH is thiss???'' Needless to say, I'd be embarrassed to bring my meat-eating friends here So I ordered the Salmon Sushi Pizza, Mango-Avocado sushi, and the Delux 5 Blessings Platter, which was $ 21.99... altogether $38-39 dollars .. EXPENSIVE! 1.) the Delux 5 Blessings Platter! Its the 27th picture of the 44th, for the curious... ^ THAT was especially Gross, groth-ewgh... the 'Roast pork' (it looks quite real by the way).... it doesn't taste like the real thing (from what I remember) They put alot of effort into 'MOCKING' the FAT of the pork... first off, to me the fat of pork is espeeecially gross...and so it was in this 'Mock-version'... the 'Fat' tasted like Vaseline Jelly, not a nice texture at all, but then again I don't 'understand the appeal of eating 'FAT' (the texture) in the first place... real .. or .. not... and basically all the mock meats were just 'Meh', lacked flavour (the red stripes had a tad bit of flavour, but not all that)....., anyways not worth the price *basically, all their 'mock-meats' have a fatty texture to it, which i don't like .. 2.) The Salmon Sushi Pizza ^ Again.. 'Meh' .... the Salmon , had the same ''fatty-texture'', but a tad firmer... I can't remember what real salmon tastes like , but I doubt it's like this.. the whole thing was just alright... I've tasted better vegetarian sushi pizzas before, though this is the only place I've seen with the 'mock-salmon' version 3.) Mango-Avocado Roll ^Looks good, but I felt there was missing something,,, again it was meh .... Graceful Vegetarian Restaurant is still my GO-TO 'mock-meat, without the nasty fat texture' PLACE to goo to.!.... @least their 'mock' meat has better texture/flavour....
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