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| - Only the greatest gym in the world. This is where I can work out, tan, get my hair done, buy my supplements at rock bottom prices, attend a yoga class, drop off my dry cleaning, buy top of the line scented candles, make a Christmas charity donation, get a massage and my eyebrows waxed now. Allllll with the friendliest, most helpful and tolerant staff I've ever seen anywhere. What the hell else could you possibly ask for? Very reasonable membership prices without any contract drama? Great hours? Spotlessly clean environment? Plenty of equipment that's not constantly taken over by excess members? The great feeling that comes from knowing you're supporting a local business run by amazing people who deserve and appreciate your business? Check, check, check, check and check! I made the mistake of joining Gold's Gym and 24 hr Fitness. I learned my lesson. I started coming here just to tan a few years back and they've now won over my whole family forever. What we need is a group package! There are tons of trainers around which I personally want nothing to do with, but they're all nice and don't bother us in any way. There's never any pressure of sales or nickle and diming. It feels like we know everyone there and they know us right back. I know the place is moving soon and we just pray they stay close, because we would be traumatized to have to go elsewhere. We love you guys!
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