Nurse, I need 50 cc's of Blizzard stat!
This patient needs soft-serve . . . soft-serve so sugary sweet that it leaves a layer of crystals on the surface of the teeth. Nurse, there's only one place that offers that level of sugar in a soft-serve. We need some Dairy Queen.
What? What kind of topping?
Damn it, Nurse! I'm busy operating here. M&Ms? Reese's peanut butter cups? Chocolate cookie dough? Damn it, I don't have time for this debate. This patient is suffering without that soft-serve.
What? Burger or chicken fingers? Are you crazy? Everything at DQ that doesn't involve ice cream is too greasy. I said this man needs a Blizzard.
Well done Nurse. Just in time. Thanks to this peanut butter cup Blizzard, the patient will survive. Better remind the patient to brush his teeth before bed, though.