Time: Two weeks ago.
Setting: Backyard
Scenario: Ahh, my toe! Man I must a have a bigass splinter in here or something. I inspect the toe and find nothing but a little blood. I limp around the back yard for 5 more minutes. Still hurting. I remove flip flop and inspect. Ohhhh I seeee, a mofoin roofing nail has fully penetrated my flip flop ...wonder how that got into my yard and subsequently into my toe. THANKS First Quality.
Conclusion: You can keep the three stars 'cause my roof did come out nice. My toe says piss off.