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| - I was in Montreal with 9 other friends to celebrate a bachelor's party, we were supposed to have gone somewhere else but one of the waiters at a restaurant we were having dinner in recommended this place. We made our 15 minute walk towards Kamasutra only to find out that we had to wait in line for about 30 minutes, bouncer told us that if we didn't have a reservation that we would have to wait in line for a while.
We finally made it in after waiting out in the cold, the cover is $5, another $5 to check your coat and $5 per person to the guy that seats you (you cannot escape this seating scam) and if you go to the bathroom, there's a guy in there handing you paper towels and pumping soap and asking for..........you guessed it, a tip. When you go past the second door, you find yourself with a small small place, a small stage and everyone is on top of each other. Drinks were $10, ordered a whiskey and the waitress comes over, hands me my glass and tells me it's $10, then after not seeing her tip she tells me that the tip is not included (the drink is already $10!)
The girls are nothing special, there's about 10 girls or so at any given time, and they're anywhere from 5's to 7's and probably like one that's barely an 8. I saw one with a C section scar, another one was wearing like what I think was some sort of girdle to cover up her gut, others have a bunch of cellulite. The girls get up on stage and dance like they're tired or uninterested, most of them don't go fully naked, they just take their tops off and kick it to the side, they dance and quickly leave down to where I'm guessing is their dressing room.
The lap dances are NOTHING special, they're $10 if they're in plain view of everyone else or $20 if you want a "private lap dance" somewhere in the back. I requested one from a girl that had this nerdy secretary look to her with a big tattoo on the side that reaches around her back. She took me to the back, she explained the rules, no touching down there, no kissing. She quickly danced and before I knew it the song was over. After a while I spotted this blonde that also had this secretary look to her, I asked for a lap dance and she takes me to the back, starts to explain the "rules" and starts to dance, she starts to make small talk and I'm kind of liking her more than the other one, 3 songs pass and I tell her that it was over for me, I ask her about the price and she tells me $150, so I quickly react and ask her why $150? So she tells me that she danced 6 songs, 6 songs? No, it was 3 songs and that should be $60 plus tip, she insisted that she had danced 6 songs (I was not drunk) so she tells me that it's $120, so from $120 she goes down to $100, then $90, then $80 and after a bit of pressure she goes down to $70, I quickly paid her and left before she changed her mind and called the bouncer or something.
I get back to where my friends were sitting, after a few minutes, the waitress comes to where we were with the guy that seats everyone, she tells Aladin (lets call him that because of the vest) that we had not ordered anything in a while, so he tells us that if we're not going to consume that we had to leave (we had already placed an order before she came over with him) but who the hell wants to keep drinking at $10 per beer plus forced tips every time?
My advice to anyone looking for a good strip club is to AVOID THIS CLUB at all costs! You've been warned. if I'm not mistaken there are also other reviewers complaining about the girls scamming customers with the lap dances, I thought it was an exaggeration, but it is real, I lived it. The drinks are way overpriced, the girls are not that good looking, they seem robotic, uninterested, and shady. The place is very small, feels cheap, shady, and old, everyone is always asking for tips, and from the aggressiveness of the waitress they almost force you to consume alcohol or else! So my advice is to GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
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