I'm an Amishophile. (New word, people.)
Amongst the clippety-clop of horse hooves and the piles of excrement left in the streets, sits the Middlefield Cheese House. It looks like a cute, little Swiss chalet parked amidst the corn fields of Ohio's Amish country.
Many different choices of award-winning cheese. Jams, jellies, apple butters, local honey, candy out the ass, maple syrup out the ying-yang. It's like Rumspringa for life in this joint.
If you're feeling really dorky, they even have a museum with antique cheese-making equipment.
And you know that special peanut butter that people talk about? They have it here. It's called "Peanut Butter Spread." It's basically peanut butter mixed with marshmallow fluff and tons of HFCS. Brilliant!
Damn, I love the Amish.