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| - Just writing this makes me *cringe*.... So I booked this place online because it was cheap, little did I know that they tag on an extra $17 for hotel/resort fee.. for what?! Internet..umm I have a smart phone.. EVERYONE has a smart phone ..I don't neeed your crappy internet.. Of course it was mandatory. THAT should have been known to me beforehand . I would like to add that for people saying "You get what you pay for".. there are dozens of other cheap hotels in Vegas..Same price ! .. Circus Circus, Hooters, Riviera, and my favorite, Gold Coast..These are MUCH nicer hotels and if you count Palace stations surprise mandatory $17 a night fee it IS the same price.
The "check in" line ..I waited for a good 35 minutes in this lovely line full of characters from all walks of ghetto. A black woman and her child, who both reeked of pot, a crack head, and some slimey guy who kept getting out of line to come over and harass me.. As their sad excuse of security watches and yet does nothing. Thanks rent -a -cop..
Finally I check in.. oh joy I am in some dingy motel that is located in a labyrinth ..First floor. fantastic..ooo an exotic cockroach on my bathroom floor and the room stinks like a far away fantasy land of hookers and cigarettes. I try and get some sleep , but am awakened to the people next door having some angry monkey sex..their headboard slamming on the wall.. Then at 3 am I awaken to a tiny cry.. a baby kitten outside my window. So because I have a heart I go outside and grab little baby kitten ..Then I proceeded to walk through the casino with baby kitten in my arms . I don't know what I was trying to accomplish, I thought maybe one of the staff members had a heart and would take him/her home ..I have 2 rescue kittens and would have gladly taken him/her if I wasn't out of town. The Security guard told me they have tons of kittens on property and they feed them..Oh, thats nice ! ugh..Call a NO-Kill shelter and have these poor kittens saved from whatever is roaming the streets of Vegas.. i'm sure hookers get hungry and baby kittens look mighty tasty.
Luckily I am moving to Vegas next week and I'm starting a Trap and Release program for all these helpless kittens. It's not rocket science, if you get these kitties fixed it will solve the kitten crisis.
Back to the hotel.. So the next night I asked to change rooms, because crying kitty was breaking me heart. The put me on the second floor. great, how do I get up there.. no elevator. ok, well I'm not lazy so I can walk around the labryinth for 10 minutes looking for the stairs where I can proceed to carry my luggage up the 2 flights of stairs. FanFNtastic...oh the AC is broke. Luckily the one saving grace was the AC guy.. He was super nice. . It was a FN nightmare. I felt itchy from sleeping in their beds, not sure if I now have an STD , bedbugs, or it's just the shame of staying at such a putrid place. The only reason I am going back is to save the kittens they obviously don't give a shit about. Nice guys..nice
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