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  • I know there's already 250 reviews of this place, whatevs, I have another take on it and wish to address the quirks and follies of this place. 1. Size: "This burger is tiny," a common whine. A PORTION OF MEAT SHOULD BE THE SIZE OF YOUR PALM, NOT KING KONG'S, FATTY MCFATTINGTON. Order two, that is what my son, Jughead Jones, does. 2. Too many rules, you can't eat inside, there is a secret menu, etc...that is why this place has character, it is just like CHURCH. All crazy protocols that there is tension and excitement. 3. I am convinced I am going to meet my future husband there. When you go at prime time (6pm to 8 pm), you are crushed, tits to tail, in a tiny spot waiting for your order. There is nothing to do but Instagram, and check-in on Facebook, but when you are done that you can practise your social skills for real and maybe strike up a conversation like a real human. 4. The fries rock. 5. There are no superfluous condiments like feta cheese and chipotle anything. This is how God meant burgers to be eaten. And the bun is perfection in its simplicity, no sesame seeds or stupid flaxy nuggets to contend with getting caught in your teeth. 6. The "Option" is spooky, do not like! But I like that it exists for the others. I love going there! There is always hope and it is close to the liquor store.
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