The Fifth Annual Post-Christmas Trailer Trash White Elephant Gift Exchange was a huge smash, due partly to the kickin' outfits we bought here. James, his mom and I all found amazing, barely worn clothes at a steal. I found vintage golf pants, a tshirt that looks like a tuxedo shirt and a lovely knitted scarf. James found a delightfully tacky shirt (Warning: Women and Whiskey) and Trina picked up a hideous jump suit. For the first time, I had a good shot at being crowned the Trailer Park King. I knew I'd have to pull out the big guns for this, so I resurrected a former Halloween character and stayed the roll of '70s adult film star Rod Wacker. It worked!
It was an epic good night.