Friday: "I'm in Vegas, Bitch!"
Saturday: "Seriously,FML. I want to go home"
Sunday at Rehab: "I FREAKING LOVE VEGAS!!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME"
That is usually my mentality when I go to Vegas... REHAB literally SAVED me from hating Vegas... It's my "go-to drug" for actual rehabilitation from two days of straight alcohol and sun damage.
Music: HOUSE and I love it! I can fist pump all freaking day and my mama would be proud!
Having ovaries and boobs is probably the most awesome things that could happen to you in Vegas. Doesn't matter if it's home grown or bought, you literally rule Vegas if you possess such things. These are the following things that can occur:
1.) No need for cabana service because SWARMS of guys will offer for you to hang out at theirs for free
2.) Free food comes with cabana service, along with free strawberry daiquiri's and water.. HOLLA FOR A DOLLA!
3.)No need to pay no $50 admission fee
So Lesson learned is: 1.) Go to Rehab for rehabilitation from the 2 days of straight drinking your body will endure. 2.) Be a chick