FAQ
Q: My god, are you really trying to get me to go to *this* Denny's? You gotta be fucking kidding me.
A: Let's say you've been driving all night. Let's say that Las Vegas Blvd. (aka The Strip) was real busy that night. Let's say the hotel doesn't check you into until 11.00am. Let's say you're really, really hungry. Let's say you wanted a Sampler Platter and substitute the Onion Rings for seasoned fries. Let's say this Denny's is the ideal location. Let's say there is no shame in going to this Denny's.
Q: Why is this Denny's so sad at 5.32am?
A: Between the hours of 4.00am and 6.00am on a non-holiday weekend, this town is just sadness. Trust me. I know.
Q: You are a sad, sad human being.
A: You should try asking more questions, anyway, let's just say that after growing up in California/Los Angeles and after driving 7 hours (stupid 15 Fwy traffic), there's no better thing than the host asking you: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Clearly, we were in the Smoking section.
FYI ... It *is* sad. But it's away from the hustle and bustle and it's a good way to "get away from it all" before you dive back into The Strip. I was gonna give this 2-stars. Fuck it. Three it is.