These pies get 1 star for filling and 1 for humor. The humorous part was watching my brother trying to cut through the bottom crust of one. After 10 minutes I grabbed a sharp knife and went to work on the second pie. Soon we were ROFLOL and a circular saw was suggested as the solution. Well, we debated on circular vs other saw types. Seriously the fillings were good, but the crusts were concrete.