Whatever made you Bitter; whoever Twisted you so cruelly; whatever her name was, whatever he did, I want to Thank them from the bottom of my pickled liver/my Froi Gras liver.
Thank them for making you the way you are.
Seriously, I vote we send that person a "Thank You"; a Christmas card every year. We should never forget their birthday or anniversaries--because you know a bitch that Bitter & Twisted has left a string of bodies in their wake. (#MadMoxxi)
It's like, the guy who fucked over Adele, ya'know? The guys that made her cry... I want to shake the guys hand.
Who ever that guy is, he deserves half Adele's money because without him being an asshole, we wouldn't have Adele's music.
So thank you, Bitter & Twisted. You guys are fantastic, from top to bottom. And a special shout out to whoever that person is that made you sssso Bitter, sooo Twisted.