70+ year old hostess Shelby: "Where does a one-legged waitress work"
Us: *Blank stares*
Shelby: "IHOP"
Yeah... it was one of those nights.
I was actually really impressed with this particular Denny's. Both the hostess and our waitress were EXTREMELY nice and accommodating, especially since we were a large, obnoxiously drunken group of people stumbling in after midnight.
The food came out quick and correct, my cup was never empty and the booth made for a nice resting place for my head.
Thanks Denny's. Without my delicious chocolate milkshake and 2 egg breakfast I would have puked and passed out in the parking lot.