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  • I will open this review with an angry glare. If you have seen that episode of How I met Your Mother where Lily has that "You're dead to me look", that is totally the look I'm going for. Specifically, when the bodega dude messes up her coffee. The Croissant Tree to me is that bodega...if the bodega was a dimly lit, dingy establishment with stale croissants and a way-overpriced breakfast. I strolled into Croissant Tree with my beloved Yelp thermos. I love my thermos. It brings me all kinds joy and reminds me that there is a whole lot of eating and Yelping to do. I ask Mr.Grumpy-Coffee Man if he could fill my thermos. He insisted that he charge me for a large. Dude, it's totally not a large. After arguing for awhile, instead of easily winning a repeat customer, he made me really mad. I left with my empty mug. I keep telling myself I will buy a large cup of coffee and show him by attempting to pour that cup into the thermos, that the thermos is actually a medium. You know who charges me the price for a medium coffee and gives me a discount for having a mug? Good ol' Tim Horton's, around the corner. Also there's Starbucks, around the corner. Or even Java Joe's a block away. I shake my fist at you, Croissant Tree.
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