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  • My cousin and I were highly disappointed with this restaurant. Although the bread was good, it wasn't good enough to save us as customers. We ordered the Carpaccio and right when we were about to squeeze some lemon onto it, we spotted a bug. A fat, juicy, sac-filled, hairy, wide eyed cockroach looking demon. It was resting on the lemon like it was on vacation. My cousin and I recoiled in horror. *cue gagging noises* We were confused.. was this a joke? A bug this ugly looking could only be a practical joke right? Wrong! We waved down our server and he looked disgusted as we showed him the bug. He whisked it away and informed us that his manager would be right over. Here comes the HILARIOUS part. Manager: Hi, what can I help you with? Me: Well. we found a hideous pregnant looking bug on our Carpaccio and now we feel sick. Manager: Well I'm sorry you experienced that, but out food is 100% organic. It's normal for bugs to fly around and land in our food occasionally. Me: *shows "manager" picture Manager: Yes, that's normal. We're organic. WTF? Ok.. so my cousin and I decided to leave and the manager did NOT even offer a comp or another chance to try the restaurant at abother time. Shame on you. We left, full on bread. Damn you guys.
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