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  • A group of us eat at the mall food court for lunch a couple of times a week, and every once in awhile I look over at the promise of all the good stuff, and head over to get some frozen yogurt after lunch. I would like to thank the staff for keeping me in shape! Each and every time I have gone to attempt and order something, nobody is around, and nobody comes around by the time that little window of time where sense tells you that you shouldn't end lunch with an extra 1,000 calories of sugar and fat. To date, I have not yet been successful in ordering anything at all from this place, and only continue to try out of curiosity. I can't see any place to take naps behind the counter, and the guys that just walk around and flirt with the girls at the weird lotion kiosk are usually visible. This leaves only two options: the person who is supposed to be on duty behind the counter is either the dirty guy that hangs out in the bathroom and sometimes doesn't have pants on, or Puro Gelato is run by inter-dimensional ghosts that can only take orders via manipulating gravity in the 5th dimension. I will buy Interstellar the moment is it available, to learn secrets and hope to eventually order yogurt from this place.
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