Don't come here to eat. Don't come here for prompt or courteous service. Come only if you want to chill out on a patio on the sun. I like their patio because it is usually empty and stays sunny into the evening, but even I would not bother showing up in the winter. There is simply nothing else to draw me to this place.
I don't go for sports or I may appreciate the televisions within. A couple of jars on the patio, and not if you are in a hurry, is the only reason to come here.
It's a good reason, though, and that is why I keep comng back.