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| - This theater is THE easiest and closest one to get to from my home. I hate that I have to ride my bike through Tempe Marketplace, but given how easy it is for me to get from point A (my ass on the couch) to point B (my ass in a theater), I'll take three minutes of stressful bike riding, being concerned about the possibility of getting struck by a car. I haven't been hit yet, so I have a feeling my luck will continue. I just hate the way Tempe Marketplace is set up and everyone drives like a cock.
The best part about Harkins in general, even though that dude owns the valley like some kind of 1930's gangster with an "honest businessman" facade, is the loyalty cups. That shit is such a good idea. Like a dollar to get a refill on my drink is awesome because going to the movies is pricey, dude. I can't even imagine if I had kids, holy shit.
The best part about this particular theater is the Cine Capri, they're big momba, bigass screen. I like that every single time I'm there, they have the people come out and give their spiel, "This is the cine capri, one of the largest screens in all of Arizona, and we have 716 THOUSAND SPEAKERS. If Johnny Depp coughs weird in this movie, it may trigger a speaker to make your head explode. Enjoy the movie!"
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