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| - barneys, you're a rubble
you've got some big flintstones
to open up a store like this
scottsdale's new fashion home
for all the bangin' bettys
with daddy's platinum card
what wilma money get me?
your clams won't go too far
in search of retail quarry
the quandary? find a deal
as I grovel midst the gravel
beneath the malls well heeled
and kept queens of the stoneage
bolders on hands & chests
bring dino and dinero
and then, some more of it
layman or a caveman
a pebble for my thoughts?
no matter who, it's pricey
felt like, badluck schleprock
while in their rockin' restaurant
named after main man, fred
dine on your poobah's amex
go home, thank him in bed
'cause merchandise at barneys
will clean your misters' slate
so betty, make his bedrock
and make sure he feels great
wham bamm bamm, say thank you, ma'am
shout yabba-dabba-doo!
cuz when his amex bill arrives
it'll kick his great gazoo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones
much like the flintstones, barneys, you rock.... just can't afford ya : (
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