If you don't order at the bar: don't expect good service. If you show up on Sunday don't expect to be served in a timely fashion. If the owner is around expect all the servers and bartenders to act nervously. If you order a drink expect it to be strong as fuck and delicious. If you spark a conversation with one of the hipster installations (at the portion of the bar where they park) expect it to be a sad veil of regret mounted by passe jokes and lame anecdotes about the city. If you order a special expect it to be above expectations.