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dateCreated	2018-02-18 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Constellation Coffee
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rev:text	This place reminds me of all the reasons I hate Portland, OR. Mega rude, definitely way too cool for me, and a really uncomfortable arrogant vibe that makes you feel like you're inconveniencing them by being a customer. Setup. I really wanted some relish doughnuts because I had just had my second biopsy in a month. I happened to be by constellation and HUZZAH it was relish's delivery day. I stop in. One barista sort of smiles at me and then does a pretty sweet movement of pretending to be busy but is really just shifting stuff around. Second barista stares at me. I'm assuming she had no muscles in her face because that broad doesn't have the ability to smile. I ask if there were any relish doughnuts left and second barista points at a stand. Oh ok great. I ask if those were the flavors they have left. She again points at the stand, rolls her eyes so intensely I'm surprised she didn't fall over, and tells me the flavors they have...in a tone so damn annoyed you would have thought I asked her to read the phone book. This lovely interaction follows up with, "so which one do you want.." and then, "is that it? No coffee?" Feeling bullied into a god damned coffee, I ordered a cold brew. Oh cool...burnt dirt water that tastes like it's roughly six months old. Badass. I tipped way more than I should, threw away the coffee, and inhaled the doughnuts in my car. This coffee shop is garbage and I will never understand why some service industry people choose to be jerks to customers that haven't given them a reason yet.
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