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  • Yeah yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking...someone is reviewing a place that can potentially kill them. Well I may be signing an early death warrant by frequenting Forever Tanned or places of similar ilk, but I cannot fight the feeling that a perennial tan affords me. And I should also note that George Hamilton was also an early childhood idol so what.......maybe I can be accused of worshipping a false idol, and someday I might die due to my affinity for such places, but as a wise man once so eloquently stated, "it is what it is." One thing that you notice about the women in tanning salons, YES WOMEN, (because I haven't seen many men work in the tanning sector), is that they all have unbelievably healthy looking skin. Skin that glows with radiance and confidence-the type of skin that simply doesn't seem achievable through natural methods, and even though I know that this is something that I will probably never achieve, for one brief moment I think it possible if I just choose the right bed, pick the right bronzer, avoid showering directly after tanning and eat my Wheaties. Sadly this is akin to believing that we can posess the ability to be professional athletes in our youth. A belief that gets shattered after getting beaten in a foot race by a precocious 11 year old, or getting laid out by a lumbering giant on the Rugby field. The point is we all come to realize that just maybe it isn't meant to be, that our dreams are well..... just dreams. The women at Forever Tanned are veritable sun angels armed with an acute wealth of tanning knowledge. They effortlessly give you a cursory once over and within an instant can determine your skin type, required tanning time and recommend the right tanning aid to get desired results. They are efficient without being impersonal, and there always seems to be a bed ready just when you need it. I also quite enjoy the free tanning glasses and water that they offer. If you are planning to slowly kill yourself (if you believe medical professionals-and who really does???), and want to look good doing it, then Forever Tanned is a must stop destination!
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