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| - This pizza is a shame, I mean what the Fu×k . . . .
If you're not already really drunk and at the point of nearly eating out of a garbage can like a bum, I don't see what purpose this mess serves..?..? Because no sober person with a shred of self respect would eat this shit- OR have the nuts to give it a 5 star review??
Sickies..Maybe its all the fracking going on in this part of the country, peoples standards along with any intact brain cells have just vaporized into a noxious gas and blew away into the thickly polluted air.
Anyway, if you like slimy squares of barely warm , undercooked , generic factory made "pizza" crust with a pile of Fu××ing COLD, worm like cheese piled on with nothing but canned toppings, I guess you're in luck with this pitiful establishment.
Really, high school cafeteria pizza is better.
To top things off for your classless PA dining experience prepare yourself for manly, know-it-all, loudmouth Italian 'women' to shove in front, steal tables and let their genetic reject offspring run a muck in the dining area .
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