I have now been here twice and not eaten twice. The first time they told me the kitchen closed at 10pm, but when pressed for anywhere open after 10, I was told there was a pizza place a few miles away. So fucking helpful.
This time, I walked in and didn't know the drill. Apparently you crowd in at the bar and order then sit. Except no one would meet my eye and explain that. Or seat me. Or tell me to sit anywhere. Instead the waitstaff actively looked away when I tried to ask them for water. I had to look on Yelp to find out that this place had you order at the bar. No one, NO ONE in this pretentious hipster bar could actually practice customer service.
Fuck that. I get better service in Bushwick.