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| - Joe.... I love your nuts.
Also... I love your cheese.
Nuts.... Mmmm. Raw nuts. In my mouth. So firm and tasty.
I don't even feel funny saying that, and I am a very hetero guy.
I do the bulk of my shopping here, though for veggies I'm starting to hit up the Phoenix Public Market.
But for everything else... I eat from Joes.
The refrigerator case Greek olive medley... wonderful. The cheese selection, especially the choice of feta, is wonderful. There is an incredible Israeli sheep milk feta, and the low fat Trader Joes brand is no slacker, either. I also love their fresh Mozzarella in salt water. Their hard cheeses and brie are great, and I love goat cheese - they have a wide selection.
I also love their organic tofu, their Greek yogurt, and mmm... nuts. Good balsalmic in a mother fucking spray bottle? I am all over it. Their olive oil is excellent. Their wine selection is great, as are the prices. Dr. Bronner's soap? Yay! Free range, organic eggs... Bring it on. Joe, I eat your eggs with abandon!
They have new products all the time. I am addicted. Addicted. Is there a 12 step program for Trader Joes? I hope not. It's one addition I plan on continuing to feed.
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