Do you like deep fried breaded meat in brown sauce? All the mayonnaise-doused sushi rolls you can cram into your gullet? Mashed potatoes and pizza for your picky child of a roommate who will still bitch the whole time about wanting a burger?
HAVE I GOT THE PLACE FOR YOU
Honestly if you are expecting fine dining at a 13 dollar Americanized Chinese buffet then you need your head checked. The sushi is OK, but there is quite a variety and it's out of the ordinary for a place like this. I see some rumblings about there not being enough variety but they easily have 4x more stuff out there than any Indian joint I've been to around here. It's a double edged sword though, lots of food = lots of old food. Go earlier. There are all sorts of condiments available. The noodle bar is nothing special, go to a Vietnamese place if you want some pho, you're here for General Tso and his lesser known cousin Mongolian Pork.