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  • I go through phases where I just love dem strippers. The times I've gone here are kinda on the fence. I went here a few weeks ago with a couple friends so that we can spend our fabulous stripper money that we got for going through a health assessment. Yes it was 25 dollars. Let's call it the Booze and Boobies tour. So after a couple hours at the salon getting my hair did, and shopping....because I needed to splurge. I walk in Cheetah's at 5pm, with attitude and lookin all finger lickin...and I met up with my boys. As I walk toward them I lock eyes with this beautiful girl staring at me like a piece of meat. Well in reality she's lookin at me like a gangsta roll goin to get spent. I say what's up to my guys and this girl just grabs me again. "HI" "Sup(m)" "You're really cute and I like your arms" "Thanks(m)" She starts rubbing herself all over me and she smells fantastic. "So where you from?" "Well I used to be sperm and egg. but that got together...now I'm just from up the street(m)" "Oooh I'm from LA" "I know I can tell. (m)" Still rubbing all over me. "You know you don't have to do that. I know the game, and it's kinda dumb wasting it on me.(m)" But still she was what I was used to and I missed my Long Beach girls. So 5 minutes later she was dancing for me. She asked me for my number and I gave her my card. I laughed. Because that bitch ain't gonna call me. She's not gonna come live in my penthouse in Sand Francisco and be my slut baby maker. Stupid games. But whatever. It was good times. Just remember. You're only in love with strippers because it's dark and they want your money. I gave her a little chump change to do her hair. When she left and played the same routine on a lil mexican dude...I laughed....He just got his general labor money and he's gonna get worked. Next thing I knew after getting back to my friends, I had a bunch others come and start rubbin on me. Yea that was fantastic. I realized why....I was wearing my expensive jeans.... The next time I came out was weird. After a 10 dollar martini, I went and sat down. A filipino girl jumped on my lap and stabbed me with her ass bone. Started touching my face....bitch just ate something with onions and her hands stunk..WTF. Ok that day...mostly SRO, lots of girls, but this one just wanted to jump on me. Yea I pushed her off and told her I was gay.
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