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This was my original review: "Decent sandwiches. Fresh ingredients. Not wowed. M'eh. Just okay."
And I stand by it. The more mediocre the experience, the more mediocre and short-worded the review will be.
If I MUST extrapolate, then I will say: the brand is gorgeous. Great marketing. Decent space, if not a bit deep - it makes me feel like I should be ordering as it's made (ala Cafe Rio/Chipotle/Subway) but their preferred method is the whole "tell us how you want it". Would I eat here, again? No. Probably not on my own volition, but if someone asks if I want a Hook and Ladder, sure. I'll have one.
But I'd rather have a Jimmy John's/Subway if I have the choice.