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| - All the stuff here IS stuff I would cook for myself, but somehow, it fails.
The sauces on my greens were too cloying. Also, the fake meat had the wrong texture, and there was way too much of it, everywhere on the menu. The spices fall flat, and I think the chef really wants it to taste like "vegan" health food. I'm not sure what you do to make that happen, but it did. Mid-meal, I wondered "Where is the hummus?"
Above all: none of the entrees are just vegetables.
What?!?!?
Don't be a vegan if you aren't going to eat the veggies.
Little vegan wanting to share their love of vegan food with your friends? Don't bring your friends here, they will think you're gross. (And you will be, that "pork cutlet" is going to be in your intestines for a week.) Instead, show them the way with some delicious ethnic food or point out the dish you're getting at whatever restaurant. Or, for garsh sakes, sautee some ish.
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