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| - I've been coming here consistently with all my friends for over a year now but I just had a terrible experience that will put an end to this run...
Service was slow from the start. My brunching partner, who is a server, noted that we should have been acknowledged by now (the clock had been ticking). Once our server came around, we were greeted with the sullen attitude of a 90's Korn fan. Nay, Limp Bizkit fan.
I was fine with her new-goth attitude in the beginning, because being a Limp Bizkit fan is more of a lifestyle, and hey, who am I to judge. The problems really started after she spilled what felt like a years worth of coffee all over our table and my friend's cell phone while she was putting the food down. Her response was "I do that once a brunch. Imagine how good your food will taste after this is over". "Sorry, not sorry" I'm sure she was wittily repeating in her mind. lol.
As our poorly wiped table dripped coffee onto our knees, creating a puddle around our shoes, my friend looked down at her tuna tartar and saw a beautiful blonde wavy hair in it. The hair was long, golden, and seemed to have some Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray coating it. Disgusting. We called Limp Bizkit over to take the plate back and bring a new one.
After our meal, I went to the Manager (or owner) to express our bad experience. The way she handled it was completely wrong and I actually began to feel bad for the servers.
In grand conclusion, food is good, but often has hair in it (this wasn't the first time). I recommend that all staff wear beard guards. Service is good 60% of the time, but the one bad time will always ruin your day. Owner/Manager needs some customer service training. Will I go back? probz not. Will I keep recommending this place to all my friends? Maybe as an April Fools joke and the joke will be hair in your food.
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