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| - I can't really review this place because I've never been there. However, there are some very good reasons why I haven't been there. I'll just list them all right now.
When I called the first time I had some questions. I mean you don't just walk into a colon hydrotherapy place and have your undigested colon plaque blown out your butt without asking some questions first. The girl who answered the phone had a tone in her voice like the questions I was asking were so painfully stupid that it was all she could do to remain civil. I suppose I must've irritated her by starting out the converstion with "I have some questions, do you have a few minutes to answer them?" Yes, I know... Dreadfully rude of me. As I was having my questions scrutinized by said Detox For Life employee, my next client (I'm an esthetician) walked in. I said to the girl on the phone " I'm gonna have to call you back." To that she replied "click..."
Yeah, so that was great. (end scene). But no... I went back for more.
After I was done with my client I called back. She must've had caller ID 'cuz she let it go to voicemail. I'm way more stubborn that that. I called back. She answers in the sweetest voice, I mean staight out of a Disney Princess voice over. I ask if she is the gal I just talked to a few minutes before (knowing full well it was the same voice), she said wasn't sure (probably because of the millions of people phoning in to grab the precious few remaining appointments to also have their colons hydrotherapized since the last time I had called twenty minutes prior). Maybe as a self preservation she blocked out our conversation because of all of my idiotic questions, or maybe she's a liar. Who knows. And sadly, after all of this I still tried to make an appointment with them. The deal breaker was that they take your credit card information to "secure" your appointment. When I questioned the policy she condecendingly gave me this big long speil about 24hour cancellation poilcy blah blah blah... Yeah, I know all about it. I've been booking clients for over 22 years now. AND I GUARENTEE I WILL NEVER TAKE A CREDIT CARD NUMBER PRIOR TO THE APPOINTMENT! Just my philosophy. Anywho, so I let her know that with the risk of identity theft (and a distinct feeling that she might LOVE to have my credit card number) I wasn't willing to make an appointment and would be taking my business elsewhere. She (as you may have guessed) didn't care. But it is truly her loss because she and her coworkers do not get to behold the beauty and majesty that is my butt hole. Too bad so sad bye bye.
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