One I the worst massage experiences ever. For 90 minutes all I heard was the therapist chewing gum, people loudly talking and walking in and out, plus actual elevator music - the bad renditions of 80's songs. The technique was not even poor - it was non-existent. The massage consisted of slight pressing by barely leaning.
When the receptionist asked if I enjoyed it I said no and told her about the gum chewing and poor massage. All she said was, "oh, that was rude." She then asked if I had a loyalty card or if this was my first time. I said it was my first and last time. She replied, "Well, that will be $45." UNBELIEVABLE.