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| - I try really hard to be patient and polite when food places fu@! up my order to avoid a juicy loogie in my sandwich or my bun being used to mop the floor. But how is it possible for a sandwich shop to make sandwiches wrong EVERY TIME?
Why give people the option of mayo or mustard, choice of bread, lettuce, tomato, onions, sprouts, choice of cheese when they dont give you what you ask for. Is it only when they feel like it?
After the 5th or 6th time of screwing up, my anger turned into a humorous game. Kind of like those HIGHLIGHT books you had as a kid. The "WHATS MISSING?" game. A picture of a horse with no leg or bicycle with no tires. Thats what comes to mind when I hear someone mention " Heidi's Deli"
I ordered the usual turkey sandwich on rye bread and got a tuna fish sandwich. At least they got the mayo right even though its mixed in with the tuna.
I personally went to heidi's to see what idiot makes my sandwich. Just curious... Maybe if I personally go up there, its a lesser chance to fu@* up my sandwich.
A polite woman with somewhat broken english takes my order. She already starts off wrong by giving me the wrong bread. She apologizes and asks me "what kind of bread was it again?" Rrrrrrrrggghhh...
While making my sandwich, a police man comes in and she starts making small talk. Shouldnt you be focusing on making my sandwich?
I couldnt see everything she was doing because the counter is so high. In the end, after driving to the park with my sandwich in my hand, no cheese, no pickle and no onions.
No offense, but Heidi must be blonde.
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