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  • Dear server. After the amazing greeting you give your customers, don't spoil things by asking them how many blasted PATTIES they want. After working my brain all day, the last thing I want to do is to have to stand there and do your job for you by mentally figuring out what number of burgers I'm getting for my family then subdividing it by pi squared over mass times the acceleration required to stagger pigeon-toed to the shitter without trumping myself ten minutes after eating said burgers in order to determine the sum total of patties I want. How about you take my order FIRST. Then calculate the number of patties based on that order. And then we can go from there. Also, try not to perpetuate the bald-faced lie that a large fries feeds "four people". Unless you want me to stand at the counter and physically prove how wrong that is. Such a statement serves no purpose except to depress a fat prick like myself and make me not actually want to order it next time, mmkay. We live in the US. Your large fries might feed a family of four pygmies. Now for the burgers. Overpriced. As others have said, they're sloppy and greasy beyond all reasonable expectation. I bought three burgers, a large fries and three small sodas. The total was $34. WHAT?! McDonalds serves up 2 big macs, 2x 10 piece nugget packs, 4 dipping sauce packs and two large fries for $12.99, and I can guarantee you that 5 Guys burgers and Big Macs are pretty much on par with each other as far as I'm concerned. In fact I'd often just prefer a Big Mac, based on the fact that after eating one my hands *don't* look like I've just helped a cow give birth. So the fries here are good. I don't mind the sloppy type of fries. But I'd go Culvers any day over the burgers here. Just woefully, woefully overpriced and absolutely not worth it. Probably an idea to pick up some fries from here and burgers elsewhere, or burritos from Del across the road maybe? Then again, I love Del Taco fries too. Three stars.. only just. We go here because my wife likes it, it's never my first choice.
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