Do you scrounge up couch change just to pay for a burger? Are you tapping into the kiddies' piggy banks to buy that happy meal? Are you looking for Charlotte on the cheap and incredibly tasty? Are you tired of Apollo Ono and Jared? Need a change of pace? Are you looking to be a little adventurous? Want to live outside of your comfort zone and live and eat on the edge?
I just might have the remedy for your dilemma. For a measly $4, not only will you be treated to a sizeable foot long of fresh, earthy, orgasmic gastro explosions of exotic flavor; you will also be transported to a wondrous off road journey into the urban jungles of an era reminiscent of a once glorious ethnic mecca.
Cash only and 5th degree black belt not required...well unless you want to protect that cash in your pockets. Or you can just hide it in your sock.
Just kiddin'......It might look ghetto, but it's perfectly safe.