19 year old Evelyn W would be mad at *slightly* older Evelyn W for giving this place only two stars. Good thing she lives in the past and can't actually see this review.
This place still exists as it once was, with mismatched velvet furniture, tables that wobble at all heights and in all textures and two levels of crappy fun. Green plastic patio and fire escape included.
The sangria is still too sweet and the pad thai is still edible.
The Green Room just isn't really a dive or a kooky joint, but remains ideal for students who want something not student-y and dark to get drunk in with that special someone on the cheap.
PEPPER PAUSES and asks: What happened to the cat that used to chase away the mice? Rest in peace, fluffy.