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  • Dear AJ's, When I worked at the Pointe Hilton at Tapatio Cliffs down the street from you, you were the only thing I had to look forward to in the day. There were a gazillion restaurants I could have eaten at on site, but they all sucked shit and treated other employees like crap for some reason. You were my half hour reprieve from that god forsaken place, where I could escape the whiny assholes who'd come up to the front desk and my puffy-cheeked manager who'd roll his eyes if I wanted to smoke a cigarette. Remember when I would come in twice almost every single day, once for breakfast, once for lunch and then you'd see me drive by at the end of the day and I'd wave and almost get into a car accident because I wasn't paying attention to the road? Ahhhhhhh... You're the only store in the valley that I know of that sells Cock and Bull ginger beer, quite possibly the best there is in the world, even better than the really good Jamaican stuff. [ *if anyone knows of better ginger beer, cough it up because I am in love with it* ] Your other selections of gourmet sodas were all excellent choices too. I really like your sandwiches, man; they hit the spot just right. I wish I'd met you under better circumstances. If I hadn't hated my job, you would have seen me smiling through the aisles. As it was, you probably saw me eyeballing one of your many fine wines, contemplating if I should get drunk and tell my boss to go fuck himself. Don't worry, I didn't. I did quit though and immediately celebrated by eating a sandwich outside of you. I miss you a lot. I don't really drive my car very much anymore, and if I did drive, no offense, that's pretty much the last part of town I'd like to be in, aside from obvious ghettos. Perhaps I could move you, brick by brick to a new location that is closer to me? No? That's fine. If you're not comfortable, I won't press it any further. With that, I just wanted to let you know that I love you. I'm still a member of your sandwich club and have the card in my wallet. It will be used again, old friend. -Billy
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