All I wanted was some wifi....
Rolling thru Vegas. Just needed a simple place to crash and most importantly, needed some wifi to upload a file to a client.
As I sit here waiting 3 minutes for gmail to load I realize that I'm going to have to make a difficult phone call to my client. I've been on the phone with tech support who claims there is no issue. While I was on hold with them I connected my iphone and iPad to the network just in case they came back and tried to say it was a problem with my laptop. I was right!! That's exactly what they said, to which I replied, "well I'm having the exact same horrible performance on my iphone and iPad", to which they replied with silence and I think I heard drool dripping.
Called the front desk and asked if they could help. The answer was "too many people tryin to get on at once, sir". I asked "you're a hotel, don't you kind of expect that and prepare for that to happen?" More silence and the familiar drool sound, then "look man, I don't make the Internet". Click.
By the way, this is 11pm on a Thursday. How many people are surfing the web right now?
Did I mention that I paid an extra $9.95 for this luxury? Guys, free wifi at motel 6 is owning you right now.