the first time i actually considered skipping out on the bill because it was so gotdamn lame.
-i asked if i could get a substitute for the pork loin (as i dont eat meat), was told i could not but i could get the same meal without the meat for 50 cents less
-toast was stale, dry, hard
-eggs were tasteless
-portions of all were scarce
-dishes were streak-stained and dirty
-never was offered the coffee that was supposed to be complimentary with the meal
Edit: also, service is shit and everything's extremely overpriced