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  • The food was not fresh. Everything was grocery store bought and NOT homemade. This is supposed to be an Italian style place but should be very shamed. 1) The sause was definitely Ragu brand. For real, RAGU from the grocery store. 2) Their cheese platter app was served with Club brand crackers. For real, CLUB from the grocery store. And cheese that tasted and looked like the pre-cut KRAFT cheese packaged from the grocery store. The grapes were wilted, also. 3) The shrimp app had a fishy taste. Tell me, have you ever tasted 'fishy' shrimp? If you ever had this disgusting pleasure, you would know it's either way too old or they improperly dethawed a frozen bag of shrimp. Yes, frozen old bulk bag of shrimp probably bought at a Save-A-Lot. 4) Arancini was mushy and flavorless. I'm guessing bought in a giant size frozen bag at GFS. 5) I've honestly and literally had better pizza at my elementary school lunchtime and/or Chucky Chesse's. And the list continues... 6) I went for a birthday party, in which they seriously sat us directly next to the band's speakers so we all couldn't hold ANY type of conversation. There was no type of apppointed service yet any signs of organization. When I tried to inquire about a glass of water to the the unhappy, mini skirt wearing 45-50 yr old female bartender who brought out apps, I was warmly snapped at with, "We only have plastic cups and you have to get it at the bar yourself." I do have to comment on the strong urinal smell confirmed by multiple guests so I wasn't thinking crazy when seated in the basement. 7) Positively, the live cover band was actually good. I have to laugh at how my post is so brutely honest, but the owners should really be sad and cry about how God aweful they are portraying their family name. I don't like to write negatively about restaurants, unless it's exceptionally unprofessional as this place. I'm just trying to save the hard working common citizens their time and money. The only thing I can say that was good was that I didn't pay a cent of this overly priced crap! Poop on a plate. Maybe they are friends with Marc's or Giant Eagle?
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