You are apt to get hit by a handisnapper who can barely see over his Buick steering wheel. The parking lot is very, very dangerous.
The food is down on the farm good.
Once, while planning a date with a new gentleman caller, we were discussing hip and artisan places to go for a second date. I jokingly said we should go to Bob Evans. He paused, revealing his interest.
We both revealed the deep, dark truth that we love Bob Evans. We had our second date here.
We were the youngest couple by 15 years.